i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
I want to die.
Reasons to date me:
1. No one will try and steal me from you.
2. Sometimes I’m funny.
baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone