adamusprime:

i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.

wild-lion:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

I want to die.

sexnoise:

Reasons to date me:

1. No one will try and steal me from you.

2. Sometimes I’m funny.

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone