lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

Monday Jul 7 @ 07:34am

lindsaylohansmugshot:

*puts on leather jacket* i really love that band arctic monkeys *lights cigarette* have you ever heard that song “Do I Wanna Know?” Probably not haha theyre really indie

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Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex. patriarchy proverb (via stfueverything) Monday Jul 7 @ 05:44am

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

Monday Jul 7 @ 05:35am
collectiveassbutts:

me

collectiveassbutts:

me

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Monday Jul 7 @ 05:15am

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

Monday Jul 7 @ 05:13am
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palestass:

ted tells a joke

Monday Jul 7 @ 05:05am

tr0llop:

A hand round the throat and spanking during sex are literally so necessary.

Monday Jul 7 @ 05:01am

Monday Jul 7 @ 04:59am

weareyounggawds:

universalequalityisinevitable:

David Suzuki in this interview about facing the reality of climate change and other environmental issues from Moyers & Company.

ah he figured it out 

Monday Jul 7 @ 04:51am
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